IF by Janet Jackson.

................not quite (there is that q and u again).
If all the people jumped off the cliff, would you follow them........................OF COURSE YES. Kwani why are they all jumping, sii namimi nika angaliye kuna nini. So find me off the cliff
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QUESTION

Why in the world aren't Q and U next to each other on the computer thingie mingie? Do you know any word where Q is not followed by U? QUICKLY TELL ME, QUIETLY, QUITE SOON BEFORE I QUIT.

I CAN BE SERIOUS

I have just finished my evening rounds on the ward called BLOG. And it has come to my attention that a few people are beginning to think I can not be serious so in an effort to disprove these allegations, I am now going to be serious.


For example, right this minute I am SERIOUSLY looking for Super.

I am also SERIOUSLY thinking that betty's sagoma may be stronger than mine and yet I gave mine six "road runner" chickens- you know the ones that you can never catch when you run after them (now don't tell me I am the only one who runs after chicken!!!!)


I am also SERIOUSLY thinking that tonight I might just take my first glass of whiskey. I am told it cures many ailments. Right now, NASA are ringing me off the hook trying to learn my secret- yaani, I am launching rockets faster than drunk NASA pilots can say "guilty as charged."

I am also SERIOUSLY thinking that I can not be a housewife- couldn't go to work today- due to activities in my chest area and therefore spent a good part of today sleeping and at the same time watching day-time television- I AM A WOMAN I CAN MULTI-TASK. Why can't I be a housewife.................I would need a husband in order to accomplish that small task. No, seriously day-time telly was seriously boring.

I am SERIOUSLY thinking that the lady who served me chicken fillets at a BBQ maybe responsible for my not being 100%- yes, infact she may well be. I was psyched up for nyam chom and you failed to deliver. Now you, I need to invite to a REAL BBQ. Allow me to school you.
Please God let me feel better tomorrow. Yes, I love my sleep but I can't sleep properly when I know I should be at work. And I know how much my "customers" will be missing me but I can't sing with this voice................I am not Mahlia Jackson.

I am SERIOUSLY thinking that if I can't be at work tomorrow, I need to start drawaing up my teaching plan for Bible school for next semester. Will you shut your mouth- yes, I teach Bible school.(on Tues/Wed nights) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I can be serious. Nope even them at Bible school think I am crazy.
Do you think that maybe it was coz my mum used to tell me while I was growing up (not that I have stopped), but she used to tell me to eat the head of the fish because it would make me clever. QUESTION- aren't fish like really forgetful that is why they can stay in a fish bowl/tank, coz by the time they swim from one end to the other and back again, the have forgotten they were there before and they think they are in an ocean and all those people looking in on them have drowned!!!!!!. Now how does eating the head of a fish make me clever? Mum, remind me to have this discussion with you when I get to Heaven.

And now I am SERIOUSLY thinking that I am going to leave a random question for a random blogger at the end of every post. Seriously starting now;

Betty- Kwa GP ni lini? ( and you though I had forgotten)? Remember I ate the fish, I am not the fish.