Because I am a girl and girls are made of all things sugar and spice (or something to that effect) and boys are apparently made of frogs legs. One can already tell a woman, wrote that nursery "lime"!!!!
And because I care, I have decided after vising blogoshere tonight....... si we do a harambee for the dearly departed. Professional mourners are on the ready yaani as soon as police finish with investigations "surrounding" the death of none other than Kirima (now didn't I tell you wacha mambo yaa "hiatus", now unyc has "hurt you ass"- you dead. On Q the mourners shall throw slippers onto their heads and we shall start crying in style. Lakini for those who are still alive and kicking (that includes you mama mtoto a.k.a betty), just to let you know that a harambee is being organised........................
Now if you are alive but are not kicking- we would like to send out a search party for you.You who was last seen on "sweet tunes".Nawewe pia nilikwabia mambo ya hiatus acha lakini.......sasa mambo baddo. Apparently you were last seen wapi? Now harambee for Kirima lakini "missing persons report" for egm.
Unyc sii you just take your time writting part five. This time I want to learn more about this patience. My shrink said atii I must "undress" my fears - hajasuma part four.
Jamani, don't forget hella ya harambee..................alaafu kuna na baby on the way, the mother is a teacher wo has failed to allocate marks fairly, so now I think she is busy rigging.Kwanza let me go visit that blog see what answers Kirima put down, na nikute you have given him 100% tutajua tu, it's coz he is baby-daddy.