Monday 23 July 2007

HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING?

You know when Noah was building the ark- the people laughed at him.Atii building an ark on dry land and then what happened- sii you read the Good book.

So what am I saying..........seeing that these floods are next door, a misely 20 mins drive away from me. I just want to know

  • does anyone know of anyone who may have built a big boat (read ark) in the last few months- sema tu?
  • have you seen animals going in- two by two?
  • has this person accounted for all his family, have they told you they are going on a long journey and they don't know how long it will take?

First I was laughing because it is summer and the sun has eluded me, it's rain and rain. Then the rain decided that it will not only soak the ground, it will soak things above ground as well.

Rhianna song ceased to be funny like yesterday. Kwa kweli atii hii ni global warming? Where is the warmth?

Sleeping with one eye open AND in a swimming costume- looking out of the window.Yaani if you watch BBC and you see a "coloured" beauty just swimming towards dry land nii mimi making my debut appearance on BBC.

Dear God, when you said "do not boost about tomorrow"- I get you.Lakini sii the flood stop, I really can't afford to buy new carpets- these just 13 months old.

25 comments:

Three types of Crazy said...

wacha, went to buy bottled water, you know- for just incase. Me and African timing, wezangu have already been.THERE IS NO BOTTLED WATER AT MY LOCAL SURPERMARKET----shud I be worried. Haya, bring out those buckets, I show these people how it is done. Sii it raining, sii the rain is water alaafu? Linning buckets outside.

Anonymous said...

""....Yaani if you watch BBC and you see a "coloured" beauty just swimming towards dry land nii mimi making my debut appearance on BBC....."


LOOOL.. now thats funnny ati debut appearance in BBC,,lol.. kwani your competing for britos next top swimmer.. lol

egm said...

Na vile that Umbrella song was played to death at the resort I stayed in. Eh, I can see kweli huko kuna vituko vya hali ya hewa. I'll throw you a ka-scuba gear like this.

Farmgal said...

3TOC I cant believe you live like twenty mins from the city.
Did you try to venture in jana? Its so miserable my dear. Alafu this thing of washing with just babywipes arrggg!
AM going nuts!

Anonymous said...

yaani, you like being number one even on your own post bado uko numero uno.

LOL! yes, i have seen people going in two by two...but not into boats....hhehe.

i can read the worry in your typing...LOL ati unalala na costume? hehe...at least you'll make a difference a 'coloured' swimming for dry land and not the stores...(new orleans)...eish lakini polemadam...YOU be the one to build the ark/boat

Anonymous said...

Haiyaa. People are now using baby wipes to clean? Na ni Ulaya huko? Consult with Nguata Francis for accurate weather forecast.

Unknown said...

Bizzare times you are having out there in UK, Ati you ae sleeping in swimming costumes very funny indeed. It looks like you will have to build the ark yourself.

Iwaya said...

Crazy in a good way!

W. said...

haiya, I thought the flooding we were having in Texas was bad. Hope you found some water, if not then rain is definetely water :)

Klara said...

Crazy!!

gishungwa said...

{{{{3TOC}}}} You are in my prayers. you will be ok. HOpe you get water soonest.

Anonymous said...

i think gish, she doesn't want the water to come.

Three types of Crazy said...

@kip- hey you never know who might be watching. see my relatives at home will see on sky news, kweli niku ulaya ama?

@egm-I am currently planning to sue rhianna na umbrella yake.hurry up with the gear.kwanza why didn't I think about that?

@farmgal-are you writting from top floor? we were told at work atii "only essentail memebers of staff should stay behind." excuse me but I work in a surgery and I wear the white coat but you should have seen how fast I become NON-ESSENTIAL STAFF. Stay to do what now? sii you jii paka sabuni and then hang out of the window come rain!!! I am never using the words "water is life" loosely anymore.But t has to be said, leo I have seen pictures of people's misery that made me shed a tear. WA!!!!Elnino, el who? Going to buy those baby wipes. And then I ear there will be no water in the taps for two weeks due to contamination. And now I m considering flying home and coming back in the winter!!!Can you imagine what must lie within that water!!!!!!!!!!!!PRAYERS ONLY.

@modo- what were the dimensions of te boat again?Thank God there was no rain today otherwise tonite floaters on each arm kulala!!!!

@bomseh- the man who is in the know nii huyo David Cameroon(conservative leader)- yaani his constituency is below waters lakini he went to Rwanda to help the disadvantaged.

@kirima-bizarre ama BIZARRE.If you had told me that in my lifetime, poeple in England would be linning up to get water.Pink's song comes to mind- "who knew"- the words just need to be paraphrased!!!

@iwaya- the wires in the head- short circuited.sparks keep going off randomly!

@wambui-kwani everywhere nii floods.Right, I am saving up for a boat- then again those sank as well.I am saving for a helicopter.

@klara- you can say that again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I have just had the weatherman say light and patchy rain tomorrow and then he got to Theursday and said, "a bit of a problem"- getting into feotal position now haki now let the water take me. Sii I will somehow end up in some ocean and maybe the Indian one alaafu niku home.

@gish- I am watching the news as I type lakini this is crazy.I may need to take a stroll to the supermarket maybe to buy detergent because that might be all there is on the shelves.But what I am looking for is really H2O.People atii the army is supposed guard the water--------THE ARMY!!!!!!!!!

@modo- keep making me laugh.

There is a tanzanian zilizupendwa song called "narudi njumbani"- let me find it.

Three types of Crazy said...

@Iwaya- banange becoz your blog refuses to accept my comments , now leti me commenti here. that blos shimanyi "you were the coolest"/"those saturday afternoons"- it is too cool.

Great writting.

Chatterly said...

sorry about the floods, and forget summer - hiyo imeisha you can start fishing for your sweaters :-)hope you are ok, looking hot in your swimming costume!

Anonymous said...

ok si your reply on itself was a whole post... which could needed to link to this post... BTW... 3TOC i like your comments.. you give thought into them. wewe sio burukenge ... kama mimi who just replies while on zombie mode ...(Like now )

3N said...

I have chekad vibaya @ ‘have you seen animals going in- two by two?’

But pole for the flooding, keep dry.

Anonymous said...

SILLY COW you commented first on your own blog?? ROTFLMAO..tooo much!!!

Hamia kwangu i'll let you oga first!

Anonymous said...

"sii you jii paka sabuni and then hang out of the window come rain!!! I am never using the words "water is life" loosely anymore"

I nkow am meant to be praying for you and worrying with you..lakini a a ..after this all i can do is laugh..carze craze u are!!

Half 'n' half said...

LOOL! poleni! ati we thought this happens in third world only! wapi!

13 months? its time to get new ones!

feather said...

have you tried singing "rain, rain go away, come back another, little children want to play"
might work.lol.

Anonymous said...

LOL....aki you are crazy.

Ati sleeping in a swimming costume...TIHIHIHIHIHI!!!

Lakini, these floods are not a joke.

IJEOMA said...

sorry about the floods.. hope the weather changes soon enough. Hope you are well.

Prettylyf said...

I sure hope u didn't miss anything. lol me thinks you like double letters like writting and linning lol

Anonymous said...

you see the kaleo in my makendes loves rain ...dont ask me why becuase i can give you aka lecture on how i intend to plant maize and nappier grass in rural Texas ..hukua ca complete with cows....... so rain ebu come ....

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