Wednesday 18 July 2007

"INFORMATE" ME PLEASE

Can I ask you a question ( and you ask what that right there was- yes, a question!). If you live in England , help me- has summer been and gone? Ama we are still waiting? Hii nini rain and rain and rain. Kwani who prayed for all this rain? Am I a farmer?

Dear God, is there a possiblity that we may get summer this year? You know I am "solar powered". I love the rain..................at night when I have fikad under the duvet and before I have to get up to go to work.

And what about those "just because" tops that I bought (what is a "just because"- that small tshirt that when you wear it looks like you bought three sizes off as it leaves stomach out!), what about those toe nails I have been growing, what about that " colourless" bra strap(which is not so colourless) that I bought............................what about all the money I have been saving up to buy icecream. Now what do I do with the BBQ grill...............me, I am going to put soil in there and grow tomatoes.
What about my tan?



Who is responsible for this global warming? Ebu start writting lines- look at what you have done.

I am officially walking round the house singing, "rainy, rainy go away. this is mother's washing day.............................."

"They say be careful what you ask for or you might get it." Abba Father, I am just asing for a little rain and a little sun- just a good balance. Otherwise Rhianna was right...........................I need an uuummmbbuuu rreeellaa.......eeelllaaa, eeellllaaa, eeeelllllaaaa

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

am here for a few months and that rain has choshad me excessively!! i want to screem and cry coz it rains every three minutes whether or not there's a lil' sun..how so depressing!

Anonymous said...

It is not unusual here to hear a tirade that goes, "Piss Off!" As you say, you get what you ask for. So is the weather just 'pissing off' ?

3TOC by now you have learnt to put on (as part of ur make-up) that plastic smile/artificial grin that is the hallmark here..why..the weather bwana.

Suntan---get the UV thing....sunbed

BBQ---just holla & we there...special application for cessation of rain.

BTW--the rain is never in torrents--just drizzling; saving up so it can rain forever....?

Umbrella...open and wide..LOL

Anonymous said...

DAMN...did i answer ur question? Summer is OFFICIALLY OVER...good luck next year. Thanks for your interest in our company! Try Spain ( i am told it is raining there too..) or Italy (is just like here). east africa je? (if u can stand the tremors)....NIP-TACK IN UR DUVET.....LOL

Prettylyf said...

Hehehe no can I ask a question, are you really in England?

Prettylyf said...

and writing is single t, I know am late, still I insist :)

Anonymous said...

@Prettylyf... I agree (although i donno the context) writing is writing BUT written is written.

Three types of Crazy said...

@betty- you are here for a few what? niwewe sasa, you brought the rain. please tell it to go away, please. who did you "wrong" huko where you are from? sii you send them a chicken or something. chicken ya road-runner(I hear they call it free range!!!!)

@super- have you ever seen a black person going for the UV- somethings were not meant for us.One can come out smoked like bacon. Huko I can't dare. Alaafu, this smile can not go plastic- that 12 second smile hapana.
I am officilly eye-ing east africa- Dar in particular, it might rain everywhere else.

@prettylyf- kwani you work at immigration? Yes, I am in England.I am about to run for position of london mayor- although I don't live in London but who cares. My aunties ask me "how is London" all the time- I have never lived in London lakini sii England and London nii kitu kimoja ama?
Thank you, I will be writing , writting like so. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

eish, 21 questions...na unamswali mingi? enyewe lakini, i've always wanted to ask, what is it with huko na mvua almost daily?

ati aanze kuandika malaini...hehe. na rihanna (sp) chanting song. she sounds like she's doing a trad song at drama fest.

and if it stops raining till tuesday, just know it's betty who brrought the rain...

Unknown said...

Pole for the rain, the farmers I am sure are praying. Save that small top for a sunny day and send us the pictures :-)

Anonymous said...

Umbrella...ellla ....ella..ella... **fidgets with iTunes, search, ahaa..most listened to song..there we go** Umbrella ella ella... **way off key too***

Anonymous said...

"....WHAT MADNESS...."

Prettylyf said...

Actually I do! How did you guess?? It can't be that obvious or can it, is it??? lol

Jayn Sean said...

i was here....**trot,trot**

Anonymous said...

Waking up this morning to grey skies and wetness...made me wonder, will we see a hit of summer at all?

None the less...I will enjoy to the max coz the temperature is ok. Before the cold snap checks in!

Unyc said...

U mad man... use the rain 2 shower...j/k

I dont like that continuous rain esp the one that decides to fall at 8am and later on at 5pm...really when pple r going n leaving jobo or wherever...

Us guys r experiencing baridi ingine...never b4 experienced here aki...i thnk its gonna snow for the first tyme in Ki-nya

Klara said...

I feel u! Me shall be singing "baridi, baridi go away! Klara hates u! .............................."

3N said...

LMAO. You are crazy. Btw who prays for tsunamis or tremors or snow….ama it’s a gift from the devil?

Three types of Crazy said...

@modo without into- i think u have info- atii betty leaves when Tuesday?!!!let me tell the weather "forecasters"

@kirima- sii by the time the sunny day gets here, the flat stomach will not be so flat.Like I am waiting to exhale!

@aegeus-digging out will smith's-summer, summertime!!!

@kip- you mean the rain right?

@prettylyf- assurng you, I am no illegal alien. and someone tell me why "they" are called aliens?

@jay babe- and I saw you.

@mocha- we have no choice. we either party in the rain or sleep. off to sleep. surely this is like going to a chinese restuarant and ordering for lasagne. if it is called summer- sun should shine. ama we call this a warm winter.

@unyc- nai is THAT cold.I see we are all suffering.Is anyone who is NOT a farmer smiling with the weather right now?

@3n- wait, whoever it is.........I am looking for them and when I find them, mama yangu-- someone had better hold me back. doing press-ups now!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

....pole kwako ulie uingereza its not like we are havin the best weather in Kenya but it aint our fault this global warming or freezing thing is a western born problem

Farmgal said...

Summer, what summer..
At least the summer clad is so cheap...mmm but where to wear them tops?

Anonymous said...

hehe "what maddness " i meant the title of your ka blog is applicable to your floods.... ama is it floodies . hm ... kwanza floodies brings serious memories to people who were constant patrons at rugby games in jamhuri ... hukos na ngong road..